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俗语说,与其强攻,不如智取。虽然我理解不了这么精深的句子,但其精华我却能运用自如。据妈妈的日记记载,在我一岁半的时候,我很不喜欢穿拖鞋,光着脚多自由呀。可妈妈又总让我穿,于是我就想到了两招。第一招:妈妈说穿,我就穿,穿上以后走出几步,出了妈妈的“权势范围”,我把拖鞋甩得远远的;第二招:我对妈妈说我要去床上玩,上床玩当然得脱掉鞋子,这才是我的真正用意,在床上呆上几秒钟,等妈妈暂时忘了穿拖鞋的事情,然后我就迅速下床,脸上带着胜利的微笑。
对付我不想穿的衣服,也有两招:喝水以后吐到衣服上,妈妈总不会忍心让我穿湿衣服吧?或我就要求洗澡,妈妈没有理由不支持宝宝爱干净的举动吧,可洗完澡,再想让我穿衣服就有难度了。
我曾一度特别喜欢吃“健胃消食片”,可妈妈说那是药,不能多吃,我就用了缓兵之计,对妈妈说“给我看看”,然后趁她不注意,我赶忙抠出一片药片,然后首先让给妈妈,妈妈不让我吃,妈妈不要,那我就让爸爸,爸爸也摇摇手说:“不要”。既然你们都不要,天经地义应当我吃了,因而,我以迅雷不及掩耳之势把药片扔进了自己的嘴里。呵呵,扔了不就浪费了嘛!有时我想要甚么东西,我才不直接告知他们呢,直接告诉他们,他们会谢绝我,我先视察好了放东西的地点,然后想办法一点一点接近,够不着就找个借口让妈妈抱,但绝对不把真实的意思告知她,等我拿到了自己想要的东西,她后悔也来不及了。
妈妈现在也学精了,她时刻防范着我,我给她东西吃,她都不敢要,因为她上过我确当,一旦等她吃了我的东西,我就要提要求,“吃人嘴短”,她就不好意思拒绝我了。这点伎俩现在都被妈妈识破了,看来我要学习新的招数才行。

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